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| Sleepy Joe | In an abandoned cityscape, Sleepy Joe's smirk met his identical twin's glare. "Another law broken, another excuse made," First Joe scorned. Second Joe launched at him, fists ablaze with fury. But First Joe was ready. He spun, and played his Layabout's Lullaby. Amidst midair, Second Joe succumbed to sleep, crashing to the ground. Covering him with a Lazy Excuse, First Joe claimed victory: "In politics, remember, it's all about plausible deniability." | Sleepy Joe |